Warhammer: A Horror Story
Gather around my friends. As we approach all hallows eve, I have a cautionary tale of death, destruction, and a tape measure. Take heed my intrepid reader, this story could
save your life.
AuthorSarge
Caltrops: Lego Fender Stratocaster
Today we take a look at the legendary Fender Stratocaster. Made by Lego.
The One About Writer’s Block
Writing is hard goddamn work. In college, I probably wrote a novel’s worth of information between my business related major and my minor in creative writing….
Caltrops: Lego DeLorean Time Machine
Today we take a look at a kit from the LEGO CUUSO days. The original LEGO DeLorean Time Machine from Back to the Future.
Caltrops: Lego Everyone is Awesome
June is Pride Month, and today we take a look at the Lego Everyone is Awesome kit.
Caltrops: Lego Star Wars Sandspeeder
Today we take a look at the Lego Star Wars Sandspeeder.
Caltrops: Lego T-16 Skyhopper
Today we take a look at the Lego Star Wars T-16 Skyhopper. Perfect for getting point A to point B, and bulls-eying womp rats back home.
Caltrops: Lego Star Wars Hoth Wompa Cave
Today we look at the Lego Star Wars Hoth Wompa Cave.
The Problem With Fandom
I think it’s pretty obvious but I’ll say it anyway, creating a beloved franchise isn’t easy. You have to come up with an idea, build an entire universe to support it, and invest years and years into bringing that universe to life. Now imagine some jackass that you’ve never met getting mad at you for expanding that story in a way he doesn’t agree with. In what fucking universe does that random jackass have any authority over your idea? The Star Wars universe, apparently.
5 Dos and Don’ts of Summer Concerts from an Angry Veteran
Join Sarge for a helpful list of Dos and Don’ts when you venture out of your darkened hovels to see a band you love or even just tolerate this summer. Come for the advice and stay for the image of a cartoon George C. Scott getting hit directly in the berries by a football.